fake nails for prom cant use my handz

I’M SREEPY

vegan carrot cake for breakfast, can’t stop me now.

brought my laptop outside to enjoy some of the great outdoors.

FLIPPIN’ OUT

my mom is taking me to the movies because i am freaking out about my tattoo for no reason. yeah, the one i already have.

remember that one time i got gum surgery and stayed in bed for a week and didnt take any pictures of myself? yeah those days are over. still covered in mouth stitches, though.

lyfe sux but at least theres seltzer

anxiety dreams abounds

i had to unfollow five triggering blogs today. its a bummer cos i love what they post but i cant handle all the thinspo and self-bashing! i want to help :( i love my body now and i don’t want tumblr to jeopardize that confidence.

thigh gaps do not define you! thigh gaps will not make you happy, and thigh gaps WILL NOT help you grow as a person. i promise, i learned the hard way.

petitedeath:

strangestwords:

kumalogic:

supatomic:

dogtwaddle:

notyouraveragebaka:

thedesucomplex:

amporapenguin:

oncelers-manly-tits:

well okay then

Maps is a trap magical girl who is naive and is killed!\

well gee try not to sound to excited

[Desu] is a derpy magical girl who loves it and cries a lot!

The moe strikes again…. I’M NOT THAT MOE

Sam is a moe magical girl who loves it and must die!

D:

Scott is a shy magical girl who fails and is godly!

um

supatomic is a strong magical girl who hates it and regrets it!

o oh ok this is me

Patrick is a lazy magical girl who kills evil and is a hero!

ACCURATE

Jacqueline is a fake magical girl who is badass and is happy!

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE ONE YET

Christal Bailey is a baddass magical girl who is evil and must die! >:D

princess kitty is a strong magical girl who is badass and cries a lot!

(Source: brucebannersexual)

Because honestly how else will they insulate themselves in the water come onnn

Fukk lyfe

Going to my grandmas for easter dinner. Shes making cheese casserole, ham, and mashed potatoes with milk, so my mom is cooking me up a special vegan cassarole c:

Yo tumblr, its easter.

DERPS

Boy am I stoked to be alive today.