people as warmblooded furntiture, ~*my main bitchez*~

~*my main bitchez*~

this is jacque. she is my turquoise-haired omni-hateful counterpart wife.

this is katie. she likes euthanasia and adam green and is basically a cat.

this is olivia. she is a fiery vixen who kicks trichotillomania’s bum, we like to fall in love with everyone on the street.

this is liv. she has a dreadlock that pokes her butt sometimes and she is a walking work of art.

this is sean. he likes cake and lives in an abbyss of ferrets and bitchin’ mixtapes, i like to cuddle him and lick his beard.

this is shannon. she’s 5-foot-even of #1 grandpa and will kick your ass. she’s fiesty.

this is pinkemina. she has a head like a rainbow and is the cutest patoot i ever did see; i want her to take pictures of me naked.

this is haizen. everything she says is a beautiful tear and she is like being in a dream.

i like these people, they are good.