July 2012
“If you get embarrassed every time you drop a pad or tampon—and it will happen—or...”
– Rookie Mag - Everybody Farts! (via tobiasfunkefiresale)
hotandsour:
radicaliborn:
i used to date a guy who was obsessed with memes
he’d be like “make me a sandwich” and i’d be like “we are literally in class you’re an asshole”
he broke up with me through a facebook message saying “sorry *le dumps you*”
my point is don’t date people who are obsessed with memebase
OMG BASICALLY
Anonymous asked: where did you buy your achachumu bags? ;u;
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“You won’t allow me to go to school.
I won’t become a doctor.
Remember this:...”
– Poem by an 11 year old Afghan girl (via yourheadoff)
“Sex is not a goddamn performance.
Sex should feel as natural as drinking...”
– (via it-slowly-rises)
Let's do it, do it do it real good
Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
Dopey: Tell us an embarrassing story.
English: How many languages can you speak?
Fear: Tell us three fears.
Game: What was the last board game you played?
Harry Potter: What was the last book you read?
Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
Love: Do you believe in marriage?
Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
Star-sign: When's your birthday?
Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
Word: Write out your URL in your handwriting
Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
Zoo: What is your favourite animal?
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i am trying to find an appartment downtown so i googled “rent on broadway” and then i realized that was stupid and not going to yield the results i had in mind.
soda-float:
“I’m motivated to WORK OUT and GET IN SHAPE” I proclaim with my ass firmly planted in front of the computer, eating a whole box of egg rolls at midnight.
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1: Picture of yourself
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2: A description of my self-esteem- thick thighs and ass ass ass
3: My favorite book - rorita
4: Biggest Turn Offs - thoughtless people, people who smell like fishsticks but not in the good way, sexism
5: Biggest Turn Ons - optimism, mohawks, tattoos, compassion
6: Most famous person you’ve met - the most IMPORTANT famous person i’ve ever met is john...
wvnderbar:
having cereal for dinner
had ice cream for breakfast
all those dreams we had as kids become symptoms of clinical depression now
You can be body-positive and still have preferences. You can be a feminist and still love men. You can be sex-positive without being interested in casual sex. People seem to forget that the core principle of all of these is as simple as not being an asshole.
lordoftheinternet:
instead of “drunk” i’m gonna say “riding the velvet chipmunk” from now on
“My Lolita. Honey-limbed, golden, sparkling river nymph. Lolita.”
– - Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov (via ceedling)
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jellyblush:
cats rule everything around me
