best-friend-laptop-bonding-time is the nicest time...
i feel really awkward and bad tonight and it’s like 2 am and all i really want is daytime and a smoothie. i drank three caffeinated teas before bed. uhg butts.
barbiehighheels: “I’m a transethnic otherkin demi-romantic. I’m supposed to be a lonely Korean kitten” whispers the privileged white teenager to his computer while desperately trying to outrun his suburban mediocrity
adamusprime: i’m going to write erotica for very shy people “s-should i take my shirt off?” “oh, uh…no, no that’s fine…unless you really want to…” “uh, do…you want me to?” “well i mean…i dunno…”
I am sorry people are so tired of me writing about misogyny. I occasionally get...– Alyssa Rosenberg (via thenewwomensmovement)
ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff THESE are the best feelings in the world: peeing after holding it in all day orgasms faking ill and getting sent back to bed when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality getting a back massage seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel...
guro-tan: Sex education in the US is comprised mostly of dressing up an egg and not dropping it, showing you pictures of penises, and telling you “Don’t do it.”
momgenes: A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so...
They’re like, 12– the correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via honeysucculents)
Anonymous asked: were r u goin for college