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February 2012

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#mermaid
Feb 28, 20127,007 notes

bryanhatesyou:

All I want to do is eat burritos and fuck outside and go on roller coasters.

Feb 28, 20128 notes
  • Woman: Can I have birth control?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
  • Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
  • Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
  • Government: Too bad.
  • Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
  • Government: Do you have a penis?
  • Man: YES, YES I DO!!
  • Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
  • Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
  • Woman: But-
  • Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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#tattoo
~*♡get pissed♡*~: a guide to being in my life

want me to talk to you?

think about things, really think about them. be fascinated. be compassionate to all. avoid ad hominem. know that there are things wrong with the world, and be angry about them. be vocally and unapologeticly angry. feel your feelings, or try. do your research. partake in fantasy. try to relate to everyone, even if they’re so, so wrong. appreciate creations. listen to the victim. have respect. 

don’t eat what they feed you, speak up when they want you to shut up, fight back, dream big, nourish your positive energy,

and partake in general staples of personal hygene. 

Feb 28, 20123 notes
#don't hang out with jerks #i feel like this is an appropriate place to set the bar #personal
“Femme is defiance. Femme ignores the male gaze & tells patriarchy to fuck off. Femme is a refusal of the pressure to be thinner, whiter, pimple-free, wrinkle-free, smaller, quieter. Femme says that we’ll take the short skirts but you can keep the catcalls to yourself.” —BOSSY FEMME (via clairebearstare)
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  • Me: this is the worst day of my life I'm going to vomit I hate myself and the world I hope I die everything sucks
  • Me one day later: I am so happy everything is perfect I love everyone I have ever met let's dance
Feb 27, 201210,341 notes
Feb 27, 20122,984 notes
a lot of times i still cry about anorexia

and that’s okay. it isn’t gone, it’s never gone, but i’m BETTER than it. and i won’t let it tell me what to do. that part of me doesn’t need to be fueled anymore, i have so many fulfilling and beautiful things in my life. and the best thing i can do for myself is love others, love myself

and hey

if i am gonna be a fat girl

i will be a fat, beautiful, funny, smart, wonderful, healthy, confident girl. 

yes, lots of people are fat. no, that isn’t important at all. 

i don’t have to forget about my eating disorder, just know that it’s there and rise above it.

Feb 27, 20125 notes
#anorexia #eating disorder #self love
Feb 27, 20122,622 notes

cashcrab:

The National Coalition Of Girls Who Still Think “Rawr Means I Love You In Dinosaur” Is A Thing will be holding a convention this weekend in New York City in which members affiliated with the group will meet together and form a massive sitting circle in which they will all draw pictures of Jack Skellington on each other’s Vans.

Feb 27, 20122,301 notes
#hasn't been a thing since 2007 #get with the program
Feb 27, 20121,185 notes
#bike
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#mermaid
  • Woman: Can I have birth control?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
  • Government: No.
Feb 27, 201282,871 notes
Feb 25, 20125 notes
#we needed a handsign #and that is it #personal
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Feb 24, 2012565 notes
#chubby girls are cute
Feb 24, 20123,365 notes
#body positive #mermaid
Feb 24, 20121 note
#personal #i hate chicago
I Really Caribou You: I married a Nice Man, not a "Nice Guy." → ribbon-teeth.tumblr.com

missworded:

Nice Man - makes dinner because he’s an adult and the adults in the household do chores because food is necessary for not dying.

“Nice Guy” - makes dinner because he wants you to fuck him.

Nice Man - puts you in bed after you’ve had too much to drink because people who…

Feb 24, 20128,074 notes
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